No big deal, folks; just picking out stones for my engagement ring.
(via criminalwisdom)
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I live in Vancouver, Canada. I'm 23. I am everything that is right with the world and everything that is wrong with it all wrapped into one complex enigma that not even I can figure out.
i’m looking around my room thinking of what i can mail to lily allen to make her stop singing
A Placebo T-Shirt
Source: thesaurus.com
Recommended use: To describe someone you know.
I’ll get right on that.

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“Men marry for two reasons,” she states. “They’re proud to be with that woman socially. Look,” she adds in best-girlfriend whisper, “we both know women who have sex with men who aren’t seen with them publicly. The second reason men marry is sexual compatibility.”
Which brings me to a final bit of good advice. Be a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom. And help him understand that before talking dirty, the whore sometimes needs to have a cuddly chat about her day.
Instead of just bitching about all the crap articles I read about “men” and relationships, maybe I’ll just post some of the ones I like.
The Zolas - You’re Too Cool
Love don’t live at home, oh no, it slithers in the wild
I met her at the Biltmore, she was cold and over-styled
Took all my money and took all my pride
She may not be a pharaoh, but she guzzled down the Nile.
I love the Biltmore ;)
Every damn time!